Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Advantages of Pink Eye

The advantages of having pink eye? More accessories:

Not just four eyes. I'm six eyes when it's sunny.

No, I do not have those fancy prescription sunglasses or those fancy prescription glasses that magically turn into sunglasses and then magically turn back to regular glasses. Nope. I've just got straight-up regular glasses. Without my contacts or glasses, I am beyond blind. If I want to read something without my glasses, it needs to be less than six inches from my face. Side note: my blindness has made it pretty difficult to put on make-up this week, and I'm not even allowed to wear eye make-up. But the point I'm trying to make here is that my pink eye isn't all bad. I get to wear more accessories than usual- I don't have to decide between regular glasses OR sunglasses. Nope. I get to wear both. Who said pink eye was all bad?


Beth said...

You're handling your ailment with such grace and aplomb! And accessories! (Rock that giant flower, honey.)

Renée T. Bouchard said...

"Aplomb." I love that word.

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